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It’s been pretty slow since I’ve sold my soul.
I haven’t updated much as there hasn’t been much to update about.
Satan is really starting to let me down, I can’t think of one thing that he’s done for me so far. I need to look into canceling the contract, or at least enforcing it.
This may be my problem…The eleven rules of the Earth, according to LaVeyan Satanism:
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
ugh these are all obvious and/or worded in an annoying way
My first weekend as a Satanic representative has ended
While I can’t say that this weekend was awesome, I did have a pretty fun one. I was drunk for most of it and the Rangers finished their homestand 4-1-1.
Was is Satan that provided me this? I’d say no.
I’m still waiting for something awesome. Maybe I need to sacrifice a virgin, any body know one?
The Nine Satanic Statements
The Nine Satanic Statements
from The Satanic Bible,©1969
by Anton Szandor LaVey
[français]
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
Satan represents man as just another animal,sometimes better,more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who,because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
Satan represents all of the so-called sins,as they all lead to physical,mental,or emotional gratification!
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had,as He has kept it in business all these years!
Prayer Upon Waking
At the start of this new day, Lord Lucifer
My thoughts are of you and I know you are with me
I give this day to you
Lead me to walk your path without hesitation
To places where I will gain wisdom
To sources where I will gain knowledge
And where I can make a difference for you
Push me so that no minute will be lost to laziness, inactivity or boredom
So I will be the best that I can be in all areas of my life
Watch over me this day
Protect me from my enemies
Wherever I am, may people see you in me
And in everything I do, may you be honoured
It’s been roughly 20 hours since I’ve signed my soul over
Yesterday, I noticed very little gains, but here are some events that may, or may not, have something to do with this unholy pact.
- The 3D Camera I really, really want is cheaper than ever.
- I’ve been having nerve pain in my right leg.
- I woke up early this morning.
- The NY Rangers won in a Shootout.
- I got that Klout Perk.
So it might be working, we’ll see. Only time will tell.
